i am having lots of fun at mary's house. mary is teaching me all about proper etiquette. for instance; i have learned that biting the hand that feeds you is rude. also, i have learned that dust bunnies are not delicious. you will be happy to know that the kitties have been most kind. i had no idea that rolling around in their food bowl might offend, yet they handled themselves with utmost grace, and i never for a moment felt ashamed. i am fortunate to have such a hospitable environment in which to grow my social skills.
p.s. please send treats
p.p.s. i have pooped everywhere